Meet the Grand Vizier of the Living Room, a furry diplomat who rules the cushions with an iron paw. With eyes that could out-stare a statue and a tail that doubles as a royal scepter, this fluffy dignitary has just signed a treaty with the remote control--because who needs Netflix when you've got this much majesty lounging around? Bow down, peasants, for today's audience with His Fluffiness is officially in session.